Holy Underestimation, Batman, What time is it???
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Hey, Batman here… Let me tell you a story… spin you a yarn if you will… So I was sitting at my appartm… erhem… Batcave today, playing Timesplitters 2. That game is amazing. SO… I was in the Robot Factory blasting some robots with the laser can… erhem… my fists and bat bommerang, I mean there were bullets and lasers flying in at me from EVERYWHERE… I was crouched behind the body of a dead robot about to say my catch phrase “Swear to me…” and jump out and blast… I mean use my go go bat gadgets on them, when out of nowhere, this old woman busts in my door…
This is where it gets interesting…
She say “Hey Batman, there is this guy on T.V., he says he is going to destroy the world…”
“In a minute…” I say. “Sheesh”, hold on Grandma Patel.”
She replied “Aren’t you gonna save the world???”
Save the world… Save the world… WHAT DOES SHE THINK I WAS DOING BEFORE SHE SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME AND MADE ME GET KILLED BY ONE OF THOSE GIANT ROBOTS WITH THE LASER GUNS…
Not only was I saving the world… I was saving time itself… who knows, the universe can collapse in itself… all I’m saying is, I have my priorities straight…
#1 – My Guns ( muscles, not actually guns, imbecile )
#2- Healthy Supply of Vitamin B (Batman, and it’s also good for energy)
#3- Saving the world
#4- Killing all those bats under my mansion..
See,, I am what I am,, and if you don’t like it Ms. Patel, I don’t care. Anyway……. Im gonna go play some more Timesplitters 2….
