No, lady, Your gaydar is not going off… But i got a dollar says your my new villain, and there’s a storm coming, just you wait…
So it has come to my attention that some people have gotten some wrong impressions about me and Robin. We are in no way shape or form… i mean, we’re not. First and foremost, I am, as I have already stated, interested in the catwoman. Yes, i know she is getting bad press in this upcoming movie, but when im feeling blue she comes around and starts to purr, and everything is just alright. Secondly, FACT, doctors say keeping a cat around the house lowers blood pressure, and increases life. Fact: Cats have nine lives which is infinitely more advantageous over a man. Fact, cats eat robins. Fact, who are you man, i don’t know you, unless you be raising the bat light in the sky, then your just a man, man, Fact: IM BATMAN, I save your life on a daily basis, Brian. And you say you believe in angels, give me some credit, Jerk. Lastly: Robin isn’t even real, he’s made up, so, you know what, I don’t even know who your talking about… i mean, Robin who, right? Phttt, whatever man, the world has written me off, as a result, i am gonna go out with my boy Rob-… superman for some good wholesome fun, wait, i killed him last year, hmm, thats a bummer, anyway, you get it…
