My Mistake

    Well, for the important stuff first, I changed my design, make me a comment if you likey. Secondly, I have some very sad news. So I was at this “thing” the other night and I am just seeing whos there, I say hi to “the Penguin,” and then to superman and some others. So I was sitting talking to one of the Gemeni twins, Jerry, not Bob, what a jerk, and anyway, so I see superman in a mirror that is up on the wall, and he’s talking to catwoman. So I say, no, no, no, this is not gonna happen, not at my… Jerry’s party. So I say “Hey Superman, why don’t you go, zap somebody with your x-ray vision” and everyone just fell out of their seats laughing. Superman gave me a dirty look, but I know, he caught a glipse through my spandex at my amazing guns and felt girly. But, he just keeps on talking to her like nothing ever happens. So when he’s not looking, I slip a stick of kryptonite into his coke, and he drank. That was funny. But then he started looking real bad, and I’m sorry to say that just 2 hours ago, Superman died. I know, I know, I’ll have to pick up some slack now, but don’t worry, I will. But really, it was  a mistake, I mean who knew that Superman’s Kryptonite… was Krptonite. All I’m sayin is, it would have been nice if someone would have let me in on the secret, then maybe, Superman would still be alive. So… I am sorry, please forgive me. So… did anyone see the Braves last night…?