My True Identity

          I guess so far you’ve probaly seen my picture and the name of my blog, and you’re wondering to yourself, could this be the one true Batman. Put your minds at ease because, yes, I am Batman, and the picture of me is actually just a snapshot. Yes I may look all cartoony and not real, but I assure you, I polish my guns daily. Now, I know that there has been a lot of hype going around about Bruce what’shisbucket, but yeah, no, I AM BATMAN!!!

True enough, I have been known to ignore the stupid batlight a few times but, Hey, I got stuff to do, I like sports, and guess what people, I got a job. Jumping around the city in spandex may look cool, but it doesn’t pay to much, and as much fun as saving people’s life in anonymity is, no one can write you a check. So when you see my new movie, (which I was never consulted about) just remember I’m out there saving your life and kickin’ the Joker’s butt, not for the paycheck, or the loads of stuff, but it’s for you America (and the thrill), and CNN better not question my patriotism again, or I’ll team up with the Riddler and well take them down too.  Just as an endnote, I got this book of mensa mind challenges, and I think I might just me a genius.   

 

 

 

Duh duh, duh duh, duh duh, duh duh, Batman,

It has come to my attention that my picture hasnt really come up so, here goes, please, no applause.

The ensuing comments will be, that looks fake, but I believe I’ve already explained that.

Even though, true enough, I am AMAZING at fighting crime, my computer powers haven’t reached their full potentials. Yes, I know, “What about the bat cave, Batman, weren’t their like computers and stuff down there”  Well, yes,  annoying voice there was, but have you ever really looked at those things, there isn’t even computer screens on there, we had printouts on paper every two seconds. Not only that, I am not used to keyboard. Did you know that I have gone through three keyboards on this post alone. Yes, it seems that I break one every time I try to type a word. And after all these skills, I’m still getting used to my batman-like strength. Darnit, there goes one more eyboard, I didn’t mean to mispell that, the cay is the letter that I broke. Oh, come on you old lady, defend yourself, well it seems as though I do not even get enough time to finish a post and I  have to save someone.

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